Anagrams

My oldest brother Ken, would have loved these anagrams. These are some of the most clever that I have seen.

DormitoryDirty Room
PresbyterianBest In Prayer
AstronomerMoon Starer
DesperationA Rope Ends It
The EyesThey See
George BushHe Bugs Gore
The Morse CodeHere Comes Dots
Slot MachinesCash Lost In Me
AnimosityIs No Amity
Election ResultsLies Let’s Recount
Mother-In-LawWoman Hitler
Snooze AlarmsAlas No More Z’s
A Decimal PointI’m A Dot In Place
The EarthquakesThat Queer Shake
Eleven Plus TwoTwelve Plus One

Doctors Orders

I heard a doctor on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus and staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked through my house to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Crown, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!! 🍷🥃🍸🍹

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